Top 10 White People Tweets (May 12, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - Dame @DameCagz YOU CANT BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF. DONT BELIEVE THE LIES 4:25 AM 3/5/19 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 02
    Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Practice social distancing in CVS by maintaining a half-receipt distance from the people around you. 6:21 AM · 5/8/20 · Twitter Web App
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  • 03
    Text - Paige Weldon O @paigeweldon Not convinced that we have done all we can to find the the best way to package flour 11:09 AM · 10 May 20 Twitter Web App
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  • 04
    Text - Joe Young @JoeYoungComedy If I ran Amazon I would be better than Jeff Bezos. Not only because l'd give all my delivery drivers health insurance, l'd also make them wear Santa costumes in December. 10:33 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 05
    Text - Gina @ginadivittorio I was young when my grandmother passed away but I can still vividly remember her sweet perfume, the warm accent she spoke with, her gentle smile, and the many times she told me that the Irish were fake Catholics which is why God uses the sun to hurt them
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  • 06
    Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think
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  • 07
    Text - Cydni Beer @cydbeer Get a pet and name it whatever your friend hopes to name their first born child to establish dominance.
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  • 08
    Product - Michael Baggs @MichaelBaggs My neighbours' balcony is stressing me out
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  • 09
    Text - Robc. --. @Mui . Someone stole my identity and applied for 5 credit cards. I found out becausel got all 5 declination letters in the mail stating low-credit score and excessive debt. Apparently College Loans are good for something
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  • 10
    Text - Fin @gofinurself My mom is a prosecutor and every year she brings up the fact that Mother's Day is the day with the lowest crime. I think that says a lot about how many moms commit crimes throughout the year, but can't today because they're toO busy being celebrated. 9:28 AM · 5/10/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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